Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Eulogy for Marc's Healthy Diet Resolve (Day 12 and 13)

On July 13, 2008, Marc's Healthy Diet Resolve died from complications of a lack of willpower. It had been struggling admirably against the temptations of fast food and the deep-fried, but eventually, it caved.

Ramifications were felt immediately, as Marc raised his blood sugar levels to unnecessary heights, binge-eating at every meal, from fast food chains to five star hotel deals. It is estimated that he had 6 burgers, 4 pieces of chicken, 16 hotdogs, 12 cups of rice for the funeral after-party, which went on until the 14th of July.

About a billion calories came to mourn the passing of Marc's Healthy Diet Resolve.

1 comments:

Tigerlilly said...

Its in the past. Pick yourself up, dust yourself off and start fresh today!

Everyone falls now and then, its the ones that get back up that succeed!